The Dragon Alchemist

ot3:

ot3:

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

still just as good as i remember it

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its-captain-sir:

I wasn’t actually expecting any answers when I made that post but damn this is really helpful, thank you <3

maulusque:

here’s what i’ve figured out so far:

-gotta have eat first

-gotta sleep enough first

(seriously so many days i’m like “i have all afternoon I’ma Do a Thing” and then i just kinda buzz around and do Nothing and think “WHY” and then i’m like “oh yeah i’m really fuckening tired”)

-gotta be Excited About It (ADHD brain only does things if they’re Literally the Most Interesting Thing Happening Right Now) (so like, hype yourself up to work on a project, or think about how happy you’ll be with a cleaner room/all those chores done)

-gotta have small, doable first step (like, “get cloth from fabric drawer” or “open google docs”

-FUCK distractions (computer is in drawer, phone is Off)

-Engage the Senses (if task needs Brain, play vague background Music, if task needs No Brain, listen to audiobook/podcast)

-maybe set time limit so i don’t get lost??? e.g. i have a little egg timer that i use because the ticking isn’t distracting but is enough to remind me that Time is a Thing that is Passing Right Now

-gotta have Self Awareness and Thinky about the Moment (get into the habit of Consciously Noticing what you’re doing at the moment, so you’re more likely to go “wait, this isn’t what i wanted to be doing” and be able to redirect)

-be willing to redirect and try to do something else if whatever you want to do Just Isn’t Happening

-DON’T beat yourself up for only doing part of something, or failing entirely- all that does is make your brain associate “trying to do stuff” with “well that SUCKED”. Which means you don’t want to try again. Tell urself u did good for trying, and if it didn’t work, try again later, or figure out why it didn’t work and try a different way. Reward yourself for trying

this is what i’ve figured out about cajoling the Thinky No Worky Brain into Doing Stuff. it’s not 100% reliable, especially if I forget to do some of these things (like SLEEP), but it’s what i got, ya know??

its-captain-sir:

I gotta ask, how do people, like, do stuff???

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the-grand-author-ne:

azrakon:

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official-boob-posts:

localwarlockunion:

localwarlockunion:

ALT

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

ALT

I see I’ve released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we’re all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

official boob post

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titkoks-old:

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khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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grickle14:

Prized possession.

@kudzucraft Louis Bontemps

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matchagoth:

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hera-the-wizard:

mitzo:

hera-the-wizard:

mitzo:

hera-the-wizard:

mitzo:

hera-the-wizard:

pocketmonkeys:

mitzo:

pocketmonkeys:

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

I’m a prokaryote

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

aaatttctga caaacgttac agggtgctgc tctgcaacgg tcaccagact cccgctctcc aacaaggtac tcacagcagt agacaggtca ctgcgttgtc cttgagatct aggagctcca cactcgataa gtaagttgcc ttctttactg cagtattctt tattctgctg gtctgttcct ttcgctttct cgatgtggca gcgggcacca aaataccact tcactttatt aaaagtttgc ttcttcacaa aattagcgaa cccctgtagg tggggtgttc ggccttcctc attaccctcc tcgccaacaa taaaataatc aaatagggag attgggagct cccgtatttt cttgcgctcg tcttcggaag gattattgag agtgaacacc caccttttat gtggttgggg tccgcttctt ccattcttct tactgggcat gttgctgctg aggtgctgcc gaggtgctgc cgctgccgaa gtgcgctggt aatacttaca gcgcacttct ttcgttttca gctatgacgt atccaaggag gcgtttccgc agacgaagac accgcccccg cagccatctt ggccagatcc tccgccgccg cccctggctc gtccaccccc gccaccgtta ccgctggaga aggaaaaatg gcatcttcaa cacccgcctc tcccgcacca tcggttatac tgtcaagaaa accacagtca gaacgccctc ctggaatgtg gacatgatga gatttaatat taatgatttt cttcccccag gagggggctc aaaccccctc actgtgccct ttgaatacta cagaataagg aaggttaagg ttgaattctg gccctgctcc ccaatcaccc agggtgacag gggagtgggc tccactgctg ttattctaga tgataacttt gtaacaaagg ccaatgccct aacctatgac ccctatgtaa actactcctc ccgccatacc ataacccagc ccttctccta ccactcccgg tactttaccc cgaaacctgt ccttgatggg acaatcgatt acttccaacc caataacaaa agaaatcaac tctggctgag actacaaact actggaaatg tagaccatgt aggcctcggc actgcgttcg aaaacagtat atacgaccag gactacaata tccgtataac catgtatgta caattcagag aatttaatct taaagacccc ccacttaacc ctaagtgaat aataaaaacc attacgaagt gataaaaaag actcagtaat ttatttcata tggaaattca gggcatgggg gggaaagggt gacgaactgg cccccttcct ccgtggattg ttctgtagca ttcttccaaa ataccaagga agtaatcctc cgatagagag cttctacagc taggacagca gttgaggagt accattccaa cggggtctga ttgctggtaa tcagaatact gcgggccaaa aaaggtacag ttccaccttt agtctctaca gtcaatggat atcgatcaca cagtctcagt agatcatccc acggcagcca accataaaag tcatcaataa caaccacttc ttcaccatgg taaccatccc accacttgtt tcgaggtggt ttccagtatg tggtttccgg gtctgcaaaa ttagcagccc atttgctttt accacaccca ggtggcccca caatgacgtg tacattggtc ttccaatcac gcttctgcat tttcccgctc actttcaaaa gttcagccag cccgcgg

I’m not translating all of that

lass it’s a genome

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

why

eh

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beingcuteismything:

animentality:

That last comment isn’t even a joke they are literally part of the Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors group.

I agree with the ideas from the original tweet thread, but I wanted to address the reblog here, which claims that the Breakthrough Institute are part of the Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors group. When I tried to verify this, I found conflicting information. Their wikipedia page doesn’t mention Rockefeller (though that isn’t definitive proof that they aren’t related), and states that they are registered as a nonprofit:

And when I tried to search for their name + “Rockefeller Philanthropy,” I found this page which claims they are NOT a nonprofit, but rather part of the larger Rockefeller Philanthropy group:

But this was the only place where I found them described as part of Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors. Admittedly I’m not that great at research on corporate structures, so I might be missing something, but I’m not positive there’s a link there?? Idk, anyone with a source on this claim, feel free to hit me up.

That said, I read the article, and while I actually agree to a certain extent with the conclusion (which is that vilifying corporations by itself won’t remove the global population’s dependency on oil, and that greater structural change is needed), boy HOWDY is the rest of the article some corporation apologia nonsense. “Environmental activists caught a lobbyist admitting to horrible things, but Exxon’s PR guy said none of it was true so therefore it’s just made up!! Waaah activists just believe what they want to believe and can’t function without making up a boogeyman to blame for all the world’s problems!!”

Lmao bootlicker.

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